- When you believe you know where a story is going, there's always a turn of the screw
- Don't make your life a novel of it... You end up making your own troubles four-times bigger
- Itzy Bitsy Spider made her web again after the rain falled in the tree she lived.
- The fool don't learn from mistakes
- Itzy Bitsy Spider was not perseverant... was and idiot for making the web again knowing the rain will come back
- Any guy who hooks up with one of your ex-girlfriend immediately gains the title of idiot.
- Not because dating your ex
- Or maybe yes
- 45 pesos for a comic book is an insult
- I'm an idiot for buying it
- If I ever get suicidal, don't think about it... it's a frame and start looking who murdered me
- I drove at 120 KM/H and all that I've got is this lousy infraction
- Lucky me, I've could get killed
- The best position of an atheist is believe we're here because of the planet earth being at the right place, at the right time, near the right star.
- An atheist who denies God without a reason, makes God live.
- I'm not an Atheist, for I Believe in the Force
- And what's the Force without the Dark-side?
- Join the Dark Side... It lets you drink beer
- The reason you're reading these is because you don't have anything to do
- You can same the same about the one who wrote this
- You're damn right
- Chairs make people fat
- Fat people will inherit the world after the great winter
- Because fat people always find something to eat
- Even other fat people
- Cell phones make people lazy
- Cell Phones are a cause of cancer
- Cancer is a cause of Death
- Death is a cause of sadness
- Sadness makes you call the ones you love
- Cookies are a cause of happiness
- I want a cookie... so I'll stop writing and grab one.
- May the Force be with you
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ORALESS... LEA EL COMENTARIO QUE PUSE
DOS POST POSTERIORES A ESTE.
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